|Yaoi Totoro and Japan from Humon.|
All the Small Things 9All the Small Things 9 by ~YaoiTotoro
Chapter nine the art of being sick
After getting checked out and mostly being told to just go to bed, we all started heading upstairs. Wasn’t like there was anything better else to do.
“God, I hate Mondays.”
Shikamaru sighed. I chuckled.
“Dude, it’s Sunday.”
“I know, but its tomorrow.”
“What’s so bad about Mondays?”
“People have to go to school tomorrow.”
Shino dully explained. I literally froze mid step.
“School, Kiba. School. Even in foster care they still make kids go.”
“That’s bull shit!” I began throwing a tantrum. “Why do they feel it’s necessary to make this place worse than it already is?!”
“Be-cauuuse that’s their job?”
They merely rolled their eyes leaving me pouting. I then realize something.
“Wait, all my school stuff is at home. … and my school.”
The Happiest Place on Earth“I think I’ve got it.”The Happiest Place on Earth by ~YaoiTotoro
“First we break into his house.”
“Hide behind the sofa.”
“Then go all ‘surprise attack mother fuckers!’ “ he then did a failed attempt at marshal arts “knock him out, toss him into the bus and drive off!”
“Okay first off, no, just no. That plan is stupid.”
“Oh you’re just jealous cause you didn’t think of it up first.”
“Second… the minute he’d wake up he’d kill us.”
“… knock him out, TIE him up and THEN toss him into the bus.” He then clapped his hands and spread them far apart giggling “Ta dah!”
Shikamaru could only sigh. This was just fucking dumb.
How the hell he did it no one had a single clue, but Naruto had somehow miraculously won an all out paid expense trip to Disneyland. The happiest place on Earth. And it wasn’t just for