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Day two part 1: Gamer Hell and Pink Stuff

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Sasuke never felt as tried as he was in all his life. Thank god for the earplugs, but that still didn't change the fact that he had hardly any sleep.

"I. Cannot. Believe. You guys. Stayed up. Tell four. In the god damn morning!!" Sasuke was about to explode. "What the hell was soo important that you guys couldn't wait for tomorrow for?!" Or maybe he already was.
"Weeell." Kiba began. "We didn't just talk."
"I brought games!" Lee cheered cheerfully.
'So that's why his bag seemed so heavy. ' Sasuke thought to himself remembering how Lee's bag seemed way too full for it to have just clothing.
"…*sigh* what kind of games?" There was an awkward silent that followed. "what?"
The boys looked at one another before Naruto stood up.
"An emo like you wouldn't understand."
Sasuke twitched at that. He was never going to let that go, was he?
"Oh yes, because you look like such an emo expert."

Just then Kakashi had entered the room.
"Morning boys nice to see everyone…wait a sec." Kakashi then begins counting everyone. "take that back, one must still be sleeping." Sure enough, looking at all the bunks, Shika was still in bed. "Come on now," Kakashi began shaking him "Waky wa-" Just then Shika jolted up and had Kakashi's wrist in his hand, and was giving him quite the death glair…one that was even as scary as Sasuke's.
"Don't fuck with me." And with that went back to sleep.
"…Welp," Kakashi said while clapping his hands "let's go get some breakfast, shall we?" everyone nooded as they walked out of the cabin, leaving Shika to sleep in.

"Damn it!" Kiba commented as they stood in their rows 'supposedly' singing camp songs before breakfast (some weird camp tradition, don't ask me why 'cause I have no bloody idea why) "I still can't believe that stupid monster killed my Orge!" Naruto, Choji and Lee were now laughing.
"Yeah only 'cause you missed it on like, every single turn." The boys began laughing louder and Kiba sunk his head in shame.
'What the fuck are they talking about?' Sasuke thought to himself. 'Orges? Just what kind of game has Orges in it?'
"…it also could have been the fact that your singing sucks." Kiba mumbled under his breath. Lee gasped at that.
"Don't you dare blame my bard for your down falls!"
'…Lee…singing? O.k now I know this game would be bad for my health.'
"And you!" Kiba points at Choji "Were the hell were you when I was getting my ass kicked?"
"snooping." Choji explained "I couldn't very well leave the poor treasure all alone like that. It needed some company…"
"So let me get this staright." Kiba said as he was trying to put the pieces together. "While I was defending our hold, Lee was off singing, Choji ditched us for the treasure, …Why the fuck was I left alone?!"
"Because Kiba, with you being an Orge fighter we all thought you would be sturdy enough to handle them alone…but obviously we know better. So, the next time you bump into a poor skeleton, we'll all be there to kill it for you so that you won't have to keep missing it. O.k?"
Kiba glairs at Naruto.
"I hate you."
"And I hate you to Kiba."
'…o.k what the fuck are they saying? It's like they have their own language!'

Sasuke never thought he be thinking this, but he was. 'I wish Shika was here…because maybe he could translate them for me!' sitting at the cafeteria, Sasuke was still trying to understand his insane cabin mates.
"Maybe it's the dice…" → Kiba
"Kiba, your luck just sucks." → Naruto
"I wish luck was something we could gain exp. points for…" →Lee
"What good would that do?" →Naruto
"Once a day you can reroll the dice?" → Lee
"Nah, sides I think there's a special that does that for certain characters." → Choji
"Really?" → Lee
"Yeah." → Naruto & Kiba
"…I think luck would just increase your search and scanning abilities." →Choji
"Oh you're just saying that 'cause you're a god damn theif." → Kiba
"…maybe." → Choji.
Sasuke scoots away from Choji.

Sasuke could have moved to a different table, he didn't have to sit with his cabin mates. In fact Sasuke really wanted to…had he not had an even greater fear of seeing even more people just like them at other tables…or worse.

"SASUKE-KUN!!" speak of the devil. There not too far away, was a pink hair girl (bubble gum color, mind you) in a pink little dress, to whom Sasuke referred to as: the pink slut.
"Look guys, it's Sakura!" → Lee
…or Sakura.
"Funny, I thought she'd 'never want to be seen with people like me' " Naruto growled "Why the fuck is she coming over here for?" Now that caught Sasuke's attention.
"She actually said that to you?"
"No, that was just the nice way of putting it…don't tell Lee this, but she's a bitch."
Sasuke smirked, maybe the blond wasn't so bad after all…

"Oh Sasuke~Kun, I missed you!" shoving Naruto off the bench Sakura sits herself next to Sasuke. "I didn't know that you were going to the same camp as me! You new?" She then scoots closer and whispers in his ear "I can show you around."
"*Ahem*"
Both Sasuke and Sakura were now looking up at Naruto.
"In case you haven't noticed, you are not a member of this group. If Sasuke ever needs a tour, he can happily ASK ONE OF US." It was then Sasuke noticed something odd about Naruto, his eyes could change color…like his when he got mad.  Blood red. Apparently the two of them had something more in common than he thought. Annoyed, Saukra then turns to Lee.
"You think of me as someone in your group, riiight Lee?" She said winking to him.
"Of course!"
Naruto smacks his hand on his forehead. Lee was sooo not helping.

After what seemed like hours of hell, they were finnaly able to leave.
"See you later, Sasuke~Kun!" → Sakura
"See you later (swoons) Sas-Kay~Kun <3!" → Kiba who is howling with laughter
'Mark my words Kiba, you will die.'
"So…are you actually…you know-" twittling his thumbs Naruto continued "going to…see her?" Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at this.
"Why? You jealous?"
Naruto's face exploded red.
"Not of me, 'cause you said that she was a bitch. But at her because she could get the chance to-"
"TEME! Nononono, no, no!! Ah!!" Naruto covered his face in shame as his blush deepend and Sasuke began to laugh. Only for a short while though, even Sasuke was starting to realize how weird it was for him to start laughing like that…but the dobe was hysterical! How could he not laugh, the blond practically walked right into that one!

"Ah so nice to see the two of you getting along." Both of them jolted as they turned around to see Kakashi right behind them. "Don't think I don't see what's going on here." Staring at him in confusion, Kakashi chuckled to himself and walked off ahead.
"What the hell was he talking about?"
"Idon'twanttoknow Idon'twanttoknow Idon'twanttoknow…etc"
"Ah Naruto? Are you-"
"YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!"
"…o.k?"
This is only what happens to him in the morning on his second day there...god I write too much. Oh and incase you missed it, Kiba, Choji, Lee and Naruto are gamers...GEEKS!! XP ...look if you don't like it bitch to my cousin, it was her idea...ish.

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Jimplayer's avatar
Kiba is so funny when he's copying Sakura ^^