Get a life 27

Neji shivered, both from the cold and the embarrassment. At first it was nothing. You know basic prank stuff. Upside down desk, books super glued in his locker, teacher finding a porno in his desk (which mind you wasn’t Neji’s), his fangirls somehow knowing his schedual and address, Oooh and his favorite, somehow putting green dye in his shampoo (takes showers after gym). Luckily it wasn’t a very good brand, so the green just sort of blinded in with his extremely dark hair. It gave him a very interesting look. But Lee and Gai bugged the shit out of his about it with the whole “Ah trying new things, how youthful” crap. But this, this right here took the cake. Someone had pulled the fire alarm while he was taking a shower. He ran out hoping he could put on his clothes real quick…but they were gone. All he had was his damn towel. Worst part, it was GOD DAMN WINTER!!

His fangirls were literally drooling at the sight before them, since Neji was popular he actually worked out and had an incredible bod. Neji shivered again. He hated being looked at as a main course appetizer.
“Geez Neji, I’m sorry. This must really suck huh?”
YOU THINK!? Neji then sneezed and rubbed his hands up and down his arms to keep warm. Who was doing all this to him? Sasuke? Sai?

“Why Neji, you look cold.” Neji snapped his head to see a smug Gaara stroll towards him. “I do happen to have something you can wear to keep you warm.” He then held out some sort of fabric. He was hesitant at first, which mind you he had every right to be, but decided it beat being frozen to death. He took the coat and put it on. It was not comfy but hey at least if wasn’t flaming pink. Or from what he could see it was just black… Naruto did everything in his power not to burst out laughing. Neji sighed.
“There’s something written on the back isn’t there?”
Naruto only nodded and Gaara grind devilishly.
“So what does it say? I’m a pretty princess’s? Fabulously gay? Friendship is magic?”
“Queen Bitch.”
“…”
Oh that was low. Not only that but it was written in cursive in hot pink in big letters for the whole world to see. …where did he get this?

“I thought about donating it to the drama department after school, but since you’re wearing it, perhaps you can give it to them? Since they are, you know, expecting it.” Gaara pretended to ask sweetly.
Neji gritted his teeth. And now he had to give it to his god damn teacher. Cause you know, it woudn’t look awkward to hand over your teacher a ‘queen bitch’ coat. Noooo.
“Oh and…I hope you don’t mind the glitter.” Glitter? “I accidently poured some on it.”
Neji blinked a few times. He didn’t see any glitter when he- Neji’s eye grew wide. That’s why the coat wasn’t conferrable. The glitter was all inside the jacket.

Once everyone was allowed inside Neji ran to the drama department and took off the jacket and looked himself in the huge mirror. HOLY SHIT HE LOOKED LIKE A GAY VAMPIRE!!! Neji did everything in his power to rub what he could off, but with his body being as damp, but not too wet, as it was that was made it nearly impossible.
“Uh Neji?” Neji turned with a face full of disgust. “What are you doing?”
“I got pranked. Hard.” He then turned to face the mirror. “Can I get some spare clothes?”
“…”
“What?”
“Someone requested most of the costumes.” Neji’s eyes opened in terror. “The only thing we have left…are girl outfits.”
…@#$%&@#$%&!!! Gaara that son of a bitch!! Surly there had to be SOMETHING he could wear in the lost in found. Neji shivered at the thought of having to wear someone’s old neglected clothing, but he was running out of options. He threw the coat at the teacher.
“HERE’S THE DAMN COAT YOU WANTED!!”
And stormed off to the lost and found in nothing in a towel, glitter and all.

“Oh you have GOT to be shitting me!!”
The lost and found box was fucking empty. EMPTY. Since when is it EVER empty?! Neji was down right mad. Every girl in school had to of taken his picture and numerous times was called Edward by the passing boys and only to find out it was all for fucking nothing. …This fucking sucked balls. He then sighed and walked to the drama department.
“Fine, I’ll wear one of the damn girly outfits.” The teacher stood there blinking a few times. Neji raised a brow. “What?”
“Um, why did you give me a coat that says Queen Bitch?”
“Because-“ Gaara. Ooooh that sly bastared. “…I’ll kill him.”
“Who?”
“Gaara.”
“Oh, that’s the boy who requested all the outfits.”
Will an’t THAT just peachy!?!

In the end Neji wore a woman toga and was waiting inside by the door for his ride to come. Thanks to this get up he wasn’t able to walk home with Naruto like he had been for the past couple of days. Speaking of those past couple of days, nothing much happened really. Naruto continued to be painfully jealous of Karin, like Karin was of him not that long ago. Suigetsu wasn’t really helping since he only edged Naruto on even more. Sasuke was still being a dumbass. Sai was still a perv. Naruto was still working on costumes and the group would meet up after school to practice dance moves. They even included Karin’s ex friends to join, which Suigetsu actually seemed jazzed about. Neji sighed. And then there was the pranking. Who would of known how far Gaara would actually take this?

Neji then heard a camera go off and he snapped his head towards the sound.
“And one for the road.”
Neji clinched his fist.
“God damn it Gaara! Don’t you think you’re going too far!?”
“Hmmm, I’d say not far enough.”
“Jesus!” Neji buried his fingers through his hair. “You do realize Naruto loves Sasuke right?!”
Gaara raised a brow.
“But he’s going out with you?”
“To make Sasuke jealous you dumbass!!”
“…oh.” Well, so much for pranking the shit out of Neji. It was like all his work was in vain. “Guess I’ll go target Sasuke then.”
“Ah like hell you well!!”
Neji then lunged onto Gaara and began tackling him. Gaara grunted at the harsh impact to the ground but soon composed himself as he began blocking Neji’s punches.

“Do you have any idea what hell I’m going through right now to make Naruto happy!?!” Neji screamed as his hits became stronger “It’s not like I don’t like him either! But he clearly just doesn’t see me that way! Do you know how painful that is!!” Neji began to tear up “It fucking hurts! It hurts to know no matter how close you are to them they’ll NEVER truly be in your grasp.” Neji’s punches slowed and Gaara just lay there watching as the poor Neji gushed at him. Neji rubbed his eyes and got glitter all over his damn face. “I love him, I truly do. Which is why I’m going along with this. So that in the end…he’ll be happy.”
Gaara blinked a few times.
“But what about you?”
Gaara then frowned at his own comment. Why should he care about what Neji felt? But then he saw it. The look that shattered his world. Neji looked at him dead in the eyes, and smiled. Smiled the most tragic smile he had ever seen.
“Who cares?”
And ended with that note as a tear landed on Gaara’s cheek. They just stayed there, for what seemed like forever.