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His Favorite

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“What’s the big idea Naruto?!”
“You’ve got a lotta nerve, you know that?!”
“Just who do you think you are?!”
“Er…” Naruto pressed himself as much as he could against the wall nervously as the girls drew closer to him “I really don’t know what you’re talking about…”
“Don’t play dumb with us!” One of the three girls snapped “Sasuke said he couldn’t go on a date cause he already made plans with YOU!”
“He told me the same!”
“And me!”
Naruto groaned as he covered his face with one of his hands. Not this again…
“For the love of-! We do not have any plans!”

“You’ve got to believe him!” Choji intervened making himself present from behind the girls.
“Yeah!” Kiba added as he stood beside Choji “Taking it out on him is not the answer! Clearly Naruto’s not the one making plans with Sasuke, it’s got to be some other girl!”
“Sasuke’s just saying that so he won’t hurt your feelings! Naruto’s just a pawn!”
The girls looked at each other as they took the two boys words into consideration.

“They do have a point.” They all decided “You can’t exactly blame Naruto for that.”
“Agreed. It’s got to be another girl.”
Naruto sighed in relief as the girls started walking away.
“Man girls are scary.”
“I still can’t get over that Ino would act like that.” Choji commented as he munched at some chips from his snack bag “She’s one of the cutest girls in class.”
“She must have been pretty shocked to get turned down…”
“Gah!!” Naruto yelled as he ruffled his wild blond hair “Why does this shit ALWAYS happen to me?!”
The other two boys looked dully at each other. It was pretty obvious why.
“It’s all Sasuke’s fault.”

Naruto twitched. Yeah, this was Sasuke’s fault. It was ALWAYS Sasuke’s fault. With that train of thought Naruto bolted to class. He needed to give that bastered a piece of his mind…

“TEME!!” Naruto slammed the door open making the said Teme smirk. “A word!!”
And with that he nodded turning to the surrounding girls one last time.
“Sorry ladies~”
The girls around him whined as he headed towards Naruto and out a ways in the hall.
“The hell is wrong with you?!” Naruto began ranting him “Telling girls we’ve made plans… WHEN THE HELL DID I EVER TO SUCH A STUPID THING?!” Naruto gritted his teeth glairing down in anger. “Every god damn time I swear-!”
“Sorry, but I couldn’t come up with a better idea on how to turn them down.”
“HOW ABOUT THE DAMN TRUTH?!”
“Oh and-“ Sasuke continued ignoring all regards to Naruto’s suggestion “I told a few more girls the same. Just a heads up.”
“Damn it Teme!!” Naruto yelled as he slammed one of the near by lockers “This isn’t funny! Why the hell do you always drag me into this?! At this rate every girl in school is going to-!“
“Now now Usuratonkachi” Sasuke pulled Naruto into an inescapable hug patting him on the back “There’s no need to be upset. Your name just happened to pop into my head, that’s all.”
“Then get it the hell out of there!!” Naruto yelled as he squirmed and tried with all his might to push Sasuke off him. But alas, with no avail.

“Ch, look at him.” A near by group of girls began to bitch. “Getting his grubby hands all over Sasuke again.”
“That damn Naruto!”
Naruto wanted to cry. It wasn’t like that! Oh, if only they knew the truth! Surly they would see Sasuke for the devil he was!
“Damn it let go!” Naruto practically whined as he felt the heated glares of jealous girls “I’m already unpopular as it is! Stop making it worse!”

The bell rang and Sasuke let go and headed to class. But Naruto merely leaned his back against a locker, groaning and slid down while covering his head in shame. Why? Why did this shit ALWAYS happen to him? … he knew why. God he knew why. Mother-fucking-Sasuke. THAT’S WHY. Every time girls would ask him out he ALWAYS told them the same thing. “I made plans with Naruto.” Plans, HA! Yeah fucking right! Aside from school they hardly talked let alone saw each other. Yet Sasuke would use the same lie again and again to avoid dates. Naruto whined. But why? Why him exactly? What made Sasuke choose him of all the other damn kids in school?

The tardy bell rang and he moaned pathetically. And now he was late for class. Great, just what he fucking needed… and with that he got up and walked sluggishly to class.

As to be expected his teacher Iruka bitched at him for being late. Girls glared at him for “taking” Sasuke’s sweet ass time. …heh right… … and that was basically it for class. The bell rang and everyone went their marry ways. Naruto sighed in relief and packed his things and started heading to the after school comic club. Which sadly, only consisted of him, Kiba and Choji.

“Naruto, listen. We know you’re not popular and all…” Kiba bit his lip and glanced at Naruto shamefully “but now every girl just down right hates you.”
There was a pause, then Naruto suddenly slammed his head onto the table. He knew it. He fucking knew it.
“I’m gonna die a virgiiiii-ii-iiin.” Naruto whined.
“Now don’t you start saying that. …or else well end up saying that or selves…” Choji slouched in his seat.
“Still, it seems pretty obvious to me that Sasuke must really like you.”
…Wha? (Naruto’s brain breaking)
“Agreed.”
“WHAAAAT?!” Naruto practically screeched “How in gods blazes did you come up with that?!”
“Well,” Kiba began by rubbing the back of his head “he does seem to pay QUITE a lot of attention to you… Granted he’s usually teasing you, but sometimes… I get this weird sense that he’s… flirting with you…”
“Trust me Kiba, anything that Teme says is FAR from touching.”

“Hm, I don’t know…” Choji then took a hand full of chips and began talking with his
mouth full “I’d say you’re the closest person to him.”
“Yeah I mean…why else would he choose you for back up? Maybe you did something to him?”
“Please, the only one doing ‘something’ is him.” Naruto clasped his hands behind his neck then leaned back in his seat glancing up at the celling “Granted I try landing a hit on him every now and then, but it’s usually cause he’s done something first.” Naruto paused. Was there really something more to it than that? He then closed his eyes half way. “Sides… I barely even know him.”

“NARUTO!!!”
The door then slams open startling the shit out of them as they turned to see a girl crying at the doorway. Naruto blinked a few times.
“Sakura?”
“Naruto! You of all people have got to know!” She then leaned over him placing her hands on his shoulders “Please tell me!”
Not that Naruto wasn’t thrilled that THEE cutest girl in school was leaning over him… but what the hell was going on?
“Uh, Sakura what are you talking about?”
“Sasuke! Sasuke’s favorite! Who is it?!”
“Uh…beats me.”
There was silence. Taking a few breaths she got herself together and slowly pulled away and began to tell her sorrow tell.

“I told Sasuke I had feelings for him. … he turned me down. Said he wasn’t interested in going out with anyone right now. And we ALL know what it means when someone says that…”
“That there interested in someone else.” Kiba sighed. “And in this case it makes a lot of since.”
“I wonder who though…” Choji muffled.
“That’s why I’m here.” Sakura began to explain. “If there was anyone who could get the answer, it’d be Naruto.”
“Wha-?! Why me?!”
“Please?” Sakura snuffled as her eyes got teary eyed and her lips slightly gupped in a pleading manner “Won’t you do it…for me?”
… damn it. Naruto thought to himself. What he’d do for a pretty face…
“Fine.”
“Oh thank you!” Sakura kissed him on the check. ”Thank you!” and with that skipped out of the club room.

“Way to go Casanova, and, do tell, how exactly do you plan to extract such crucial information from the most mysterious person at school?”
“… I have no idea.”
Both boys laugh as Naruto rested his head on the table. Just what had he gotten himself into?
For those who haven't caught on, this story is based on the series His Favorite. It's a yaoi that I've been recently attached too. Slight differences is that, well, I'm going to add more of the Naruto characters personalities in there (for some odd reason I picture them swearing a lot...). and that perhaps over time I might go and be a BIT more creative and original with the story line. But for now, I'm gonna relate it with the series since I've been so low on new fan fic ideas and need a bit of help getting my flow back.

Now, I don't know weather or not this is going to be a keeper or not. But I'm gonna try this out until I no longer like it or you guys say other wise.

So yeah, tell me what you think? ^^

(and if anyone asks, yes, this is going to be a SasuNaru not a NaruSasu)



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MegaAnimeFreak7's avatar
As soon as I read the title I knew. I fucking LOVE that series. It's so cute! XD