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The Nerd and the Jock 18

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What part of 'take it slow' did he not comprehend? Gah! Naruto ran his fingers through his hair as he sped walk to his room. And the whole 'could you go a little lower' and moaning, god! He was THIS close to raping him. Sasuke had no idea what he was going to him!! Or…did he? Naruto then slowed down his steps. After all Sasuke did press his skin against his…could it be that…Naruto was going too slow? Now Naruto completely stopped. Was that…even a problem? Even when he was dating that was NEVER the problem. Girls liked it slow. But…Sasuke wasn't a girl. And guys, if given the choice, wouldn't want to go slow. Oh wow. Naruto had a sudden epiphany. It's like Gaara and him had the exact opposite problem. Gaara too fast, Naruto too slow. Naruto shook his head. He knew better than to jump to conclusions, no really, ask his ex. But…he couldn't just come out and say "Hey Sasuke, do you have the hotz for me?" not unless he wanted to be humiliated. …again, why the fuck are relationships so confusing?

"Careful, wouldn't want your brain to explode."
Naruto turned to face Kiba.
"Holy shit."
"What?"
"For a second there…I thought you were Shino."
Kiba went pale.
"You're just messing with me…right?"
"…why didn't I see you at the baths earlier?"
Kiba shut up.
"…wow, you really are becoming more like him."
"WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO ME!?!"
And with that ran far out of sight. Naruto tilted his head in confusion.
"Huh…sorry?"
But alas no one heard. Shrugging his shoulders he then walked into his room.

"You're doing this on purpose!!"
Shino glanced up from his book and looked at Kiba.
"Do what?"
"You know what damn it! You're smirking for Christ sakes!"
Shino snickered "I can't help it."
"…what are you planning for us?"
Shino smiled very sweetly. Kiba blushed. He knew it wasn't an evil smile like the others. This one was very meaningful and he bet money that NO ONE besides from him had ever seen it.
"W-what?"
"I just…like knowing that you said 'us' ."
Kiba then blushed in realization. He knew this guy was missing with his head…but…
"Well….yeah."
Now Shino was shocked.
"…seriously?"
"…do I really have a choice?"
Shino smiled and laugh whole heartedly.
"No, not really. Though…I was hoping to toy with you some more…"
"That's exactly why I said that." Kiba then looked to the side. Shino smirked. He knew what that meant.
"Yeees?" He wanted to ask something.
"Well it's just…why me?"
"Why? Simple, you're the only person who seems to really understand me."
Kiba glanced back at Shino.
"I was too smart for my parents. Sasuke…boyfriend issues. Neji…OMG! Like everything must center around me! Oh no! My hairs not perfect!!"
Kiba burst out laughing. Okay yeah, his friends would never really get him. Shino was clearly on a whole other level from them. But…
"It's not like I'm all that smart either…"
"Oh no, I mean they weren't smart at parenting. That's very different. To be honest…I don't really need someone who's smart like that. Just…someone who gets me. That's all I want."
Kiba nodded understandingly.
"I'm annoying."
"Dually noted."
"I'm loud."
" *evil smirk* I don't mind…."
"…I can be slow."
"Like I said, I don't really need someone smart…hell could you picture that? Me being with someone smarter than me?"
World conquest was the first thing that ran through Kiba's mind. Kiba sighed.
"Look I'm willing to try this but…"
"But-?"
"I swear to god if you go all Gaara on me… I'll break something."
"In other words 'take it slow'."
"Don't get me wrong it's just…"
"This is your first relationship?"
"Yea-wait, no!! O-of course not!!"
"Ah huh."

Meanwhile while the two of them were debating minor issues-
"What the hell did you do to the room?"
"Air freshen it."
"More like making it toxic. Geez Neji, I can hardly breath in here!"
Sasuke coughed. The room smelt like Abercrombie and his friend Fitch came in and made themselves at home. Or in other words, MUSK.
"Geez, sure you're not gay?"
"I never said I wasn't, only that jocks creep me out."
"Oh? So you are gay?"
"…Noooo!" Neji gasped. "What would make you say that?"
Sasuke was a little taken a back "Wait, then why didn't you ever tell me until now?"
Neji sighed. "I don't know. Guess it didn't seem like that big of a deal. I mean, do your other friends tell you whether or not they're straight?"
Sasuke shook his head. That made sense.
"Sides…I thought it was kinda obvious."
"…KINDA?"
"Hey you just said-"
"Oh no, I knew, I just wanted to know why you never told me."
"…You're such an ass, you know that right?"
"Of course."

Sasuke then turned off the lights.
"Soo-" Neji started as he snuggled against his pillow. "Speaking of jocks, how did it go with you and jock boy?"
Sasuke rolled my eyes.
"Well, I know he doesn't like Sakura."
"No kidding? He's single?"
Sasuke smirked. He wouldn't have it any other way.
"But…you still haven't answered my question."
"I made a move."
"…Isn't it a bit soon? I mean, you guys meet like what, a week ago?"
Sasuke looked at Neji dully.
"And what? End up with no action like you?"
Neji froze. "Come again?"
"Look no offence but for someone who likes attention you sure as hell don't look like you're getting any."
Neji looked down and fidgeted with his pillow.
"…or anything at all…"
Sasuke tilted his head.
"He's… he's still into you right?"
"…no."
"Neji what the hell did you do?!?"
Well that took Neji by surprise. "What?"
"Oh come on! That guy was totally into you! What did you do?! Dramatize him to death?"
"…don't you mean traumatize?"
"No, I mean gave him SO much drama it drove him mad to the point of realizing that you might be too much for him?"
Neji glared at him. "No."
"Then why? Why would he break it off?"
Neji sighed. " 'Cause…he freaked me out."
"Okay yeah he wore too much eye liner but come on, he wasn't that bad looking…ish."
"That's not what I meant. It's that he's a jock…and way too forward."
"…Since when?"
"When you were obviously not paying attention." Neji mumbled.
"Sure it wasn't the fact it was your first time in a relationship than the fact that he's a jock?"
"…why do I feel a sense of déjà vu? As if I heard this somewhere before?"
"You have dumb ass. God I hate it when Shino's right. More importantly I hate ADMITTING he's right. But he is."
Neji sighed. Yeah, he hated it when Shino was right too.
"Yeah but at least you weren't an ass about it."
"Yeah."

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"How'd it go?" Gaara commented as he walked into the room.
"…yeah know, if I was you I wouldn't of wanted to know…"
Gaara snickered. "But your not. It's alright. Really."
Naruto sighed. "It's…confusing."
"How so?"
"Well…remember when you asked if me and Sasuke where in a relationship?"
"More like pointed it out."
"Were not."
"But you'd like it too."
Naruto was silent then coughed. "Anyhow you said that I was taking it slow. That it would have been better that way. So I figure, take it slow-"
"You made a move."
"Actually I think he was making a move on me."
Gaara looked at him dumb foundly. "I'm confused. I thought you would be the one on top."
"…come again?"
"Well I mean, If HE'S the one making the move-"
"Ah hell no! I would be on top!"
"But…what have you done to earn it?"
Naruto poundered at that. What did he do? Hm, let's see. He asked Sasuke to tutor him. Got invited to his house. Borrowed his p.j's. And now was being hit on. Oh dear god, he DID sound like the uke!!!
"I…I got to fix this."
"Now?"
"Weren't you that one implying I'm not manning up? Putting it up tell tomorrow seems like an excuse."
"Well sorry YOU'RE not fast enough."
"…You know, the tortoise DID win the race."
"In a children's story. Along with every other made up lame ass story."
"They did bring up a point."
"Naruto, do I look like I take naps?"
"…you look like you could use some."
"…everyone wishes you would."
"…how did 'making the moves' change into us taking naps?"
"…I have no idea."
There was silence then Naruto headed out the door.
"Welp, I'm off!"
Then Naruto left. Gaara snickered.
"Good luck…You'll need it."
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Chapter 19 has been banned [link] so for all those who want to read it, send me a message telling me so, so that I can send it to you that way. Because there is no other way.

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Can you send me chapter 19? I know its been a couple of years but I would love to read it!