Yaoi for a date 22

“ @#$%&@#$%!!!”
It wasn’t quite swearing, but more like an attempt while withering in ungodly amounts of pain.
“K-Kyuubi!?”
Naruto panicked as ran into the house. This wasn’t the first thing he wanted to hear having come back from school. Luckily Kyuubi wasn’t that hard to find. He was standing next to the couch, beer in hand, and rubbing his ass.
“…did you sit on something sharp on the couch?”
Kyuubi groaned.
“No… my ass just hurts…”
Naruto had then realized that there were pillows placed where Kyuubi had intended to sit. Even with pillows it still hurt to sit?
“Gee, sorry ta hear that. But you were fine this morning right? What happened?”
Kyuubi blushed.
“Too young.”
“Eeeeh?! What do you mean to young!? Didn’t you just fall on your ass or something!?!”
“…something like that…”
Naruto sighed. He hated it when his brother was being stubborn.
“If you don’t tell me I don’t know how to help.”
“Will then don’t. I can handle this myself.”
He just stood there though, staring at the pillow as though it were his mortal enemy. Naruto rolled his eyes and walked by him while smacking him on the ass. Kyuubi bit his lower lip compressing a yell as he fell to his knees in pain.
“Have a nice time wallowing in your misery.”
Oh god Kyuubi wanted to cry. Itachi was SO fucking dead. …Once he was able to at least be able to sit that is…

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“Should I even ask?”
First thing Sasuke saw was Itachi brushed, cut and in an arm cast. The doctor had told him he almost fractured it and told him to lay off it … so much for that. Itachi smiled content.
“Totally worth it.”
Sasuke rolled his eyes. Wasn’t his fault that his brother was asking for a death wish.

“So, may I ask how was your day?” Itachi smirked. “I heard the message from the school that you skipped a class.”
Sasuke looked at him dully.
“It wasn’t like that.”
“Uh huh. So you mean to tell me that Naruto had NOTHING to do with it?”
“… we just hanged out.”
“Ah ha! I knew it! You two were all lovey dovy!”
Sasuke blushed.
“Must everything that comes out of your mouth have to involve sex!?!”
“Yes.” Sasuke groaned as his face palmed himself as he walked towards the stairs leading to his room. “I’m going to ignore you now.”
Itachi pouted
“Well that’s not very nice…”

But as Sasuke had told him earlier, he ignored him and preceded heading towards his room. He could even hear the door slam. Itachi then began to pounder. So, his brother wasn’t getting any huh? Well that wasn’t good. He wanted, no, NEEDED Sasuke and Naruto together. That way Naruto could drag Kyuubi into visiting their house, or vise versa them being okay with Itachi coming over to their place because Sasuke was. Itachi began tapping the table. What was Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship? For now they were probably just friends. They hung out so, they kinda already went on a date… oh and they made out in the nurses office… then Itachi realized something. Naruto HAD to of seen what was inside the case. If he had, Naruto should of already be thinking naughty perverted things. Itachi smirked. He had an idea. A stupid idea, but he was willing to try it. Anything for the sake of sex.

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“ *sigh* Again Kyuubi?” Their father commented as he snatched the beer bottle from Kyuubi’s hands.
“Bitch I’m in pain! Give that back!”
“Kyuubi, I don’t like it when you sware…”
“And I don’t care! Give me!”
Kyuubi began reaching for the bottle but it was kept away from him, which wasn’t hard to do considering he hadn’t even left his spot on the couch.
“We have something called pain killers, go try some of those.”
Kyuubi groaned but didn’t argue. Pain meds sounded like a really good idea. He got up, hissing a little and headed towards the bathroom. His father stood there noticing something off about Kyuubi’s walking.
“Uh, are you okay?”
“NOOO, I’M FAN TUCKING TASTIC!! SUNSHINE AND GOD DAMN LOLLIPOPS!!”
He sighed. Kyuubi clearly was in a lot of pain to be giving him this much shit.
“Well if those don’t work out we still have those heavy duty pain killers that your mother used during the surgery.”
“…really?” came the relpy that was filled with hope. “I’d…I’d really appreciate it.”
Now this just scared him. Was… was Kyuubi being, dare he say it, kind? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS SON!?!
“Oh dear god what happened to you!?!” he ran over to Kyuubi paniced.
“Wha-? Nothing!”
“Bull shit! As your father I demand an explanation!”
“NOTHING!” Kyuubi blushed as he fought the images from the earlier activities that he had experienced just mere hours ago.
“And now your blushing!”
“No! I’m red with anger!”

As the two of them continued to yell they hadn’t heard the thud that came from up stairs. More importantly a thud that came from Kyuubi’s room.
“…there has got to be an easier way of getting into this house.” Itachi complained as he got up. He could hear some yelling downstairs and was grateful. No one heard him come in, so far so good. He opened the door and immediately closed it when he noticed another door open.
“The hell are you guys fighting about now?”
Naruto complained as he headed down the stairs. Itachi smirked as he saw the neglected open door. That was probably Naruto’s room… He crept out and headed towards the other room. He then proceeded with his plain then left the room exiting through Kyuubi’s window. He chuckled devilishly.
“You so owe me, my little brother.”
And with that climbed down the tree and headed home.

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“I’m home!” Their mother cheered as she entered the room. She then stopped and tiled her head in confusion. “Uh, hon? Why are you and Naruto pinning Kyuubi against the wall?”
“Because we’re trying to figure out what’s wrong with him!”
“Mom! Help!” Kyuubi tried reaching an arm out towards her. She sighed.
“Boys, leave poor Kyuubi alone. He looks horrified.”
“But-but-!” Their father began to complain.
“NOW.”
They did as told and let Kyuubi go. He sighed in relief.
“Thanks.”
She stood there frozen stiff. Did … DID KYUUBI JUST SAY THANKS!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER BABY!?!
“Oh my god! Kyuubi what happened!?!?”
“Oh not you too!! What the hell is wrong with this family!?!?”

After hours of trying to weasel out what happened to Kyuubi with no avail they soon gave up and Kyuubi locked and barricaded himself in his room.
“He’s acting very strange. I’m worried about him.”
“He’s probably going through a phase. I’m sure he’ll come around.”
“… I hope so…”
Meanwhile Naruto decided it was probably best to head up and call it a night. But once he opened the door his room his whole body stiffened and became paralyzed in shock. There on his bed was a suit case. A metal suit case.
“Nooo-“ he commented as he slowly walked towards it “nooo-“ he then opened it and his eyes grew wide. There inside were tons of sex toys, but still in there containers and boxes. New and untouched. He then noticed it case was a bit smaller than Itachi’s as well. He glanced around the room. WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM!?!? He then glanced down at the open case face red as a cherry. There was no way in hell he was gonna get any sleep tonight.