Yaoi for a date 3

The principle sat there smiling at the two boys. They both gulped. Yell, be angry, something, just stop god damn smiling!!
"So, I take it Naruto is the one who wrote and posted this?"
Naruto nodded.
She then glanced up at Sasuke.
"Are you going to file some kind of complant?"
Sasuke shook his head. Why? If he did it for stupid reasons like this he'd look like a baby. Sides, its not like Naruto used his full name. For his character he wrote his name as Sasu. The principles grin grew wider.
"Perfect!" The two boy jolted from the sudden burst as the principle reached for the phone. "Bring in Kakashi, now!" and hung up. "I'm gonna be rich!"
The two boys looked at her dully. When it came to Tsunade of course it involved money. They sighed. "What's going on?"
"I want you two to continue your work!"
They blinked a couple of times "…What?"
"Your 'love on the side' stories on the school newspapers! People are gubbling it up like crazy!"
"…Did you seriously call it that?"
"Well, yeah. I wasn't gonna actually write the word yaoi across the school newspaper."
"Call it whatever you like, it's pure gold!" Tsunade pulled out the newspaper, and smiled. "It's sexy but not too hardcore to ban from the press. A true fan girls fantasy."
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Pass."
"Oh come now." Tsunade tempted "Tell me you got nothing good out of this."
Naruto had to pounder for a sec. True, girls were going gah gah over him…but seriously? Did he really have to keep at it?
"And you Sasuke. You are the actual living character in his series. I need you to support this."
"…why?"
"Because you can sew him."
"…"
"Girls will leave you alone."
"Come again?"
"Think about it, girls well want you to continue not going out with other girls so they can imagine you with some other made up boy who doesn't exist."
Sasuke never thought about that. That sounded good.

The door opened.
"Ah Kakashi, perfect timing!" Tsunade got up and began introductions. "This here is Kakashi. He is the one who I want you to give your paper work to."
"Like an editor?" Sasuke asked.
"Hm, more like a proffer. He'll make sure it's okay to publish in the papers."
"…I don't think that well be a problem." Naruto commented dully.
"So it's settled! Are you all in?"
"Hn."
"Pass."
Everyone looked at Naruto as he walked out of the room.
"Dope!" Sasuke yelled as he ran after him.
Tusnade smirked devilishly. Oooh Naruto, you are not going to escape.

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"Teme! I said no!"
"Why not!!?"
"I don't want to continue writing gay porn!"
"Then why did you do it in the first place!?!"
"I wanted to get back at Sakura!"
Girls were watching the two of them fighting in aw as they walked through the hall, imagining impossible things. In other words, they were like those crazy girls from Oran Host Club series that were obsessed with the twins.
"Squee!! They're so cute together!"
"Boy fight!"
"Smexyness!!"
But the two boys were so into their fight they ignored all outside noises around them.

"He needs motivation." Ino commented dully as she interrupted the two.
"Oh, Ino!" Naruto smiled "What's up?"
"You two." Ino smiled. "No seriously, you two are very popular now."
"Yeah well, that's probably not something new to Sasuke." Naruto glared at him. Sasuke rolled his eyes. This guy…was an idiot. But…Ino did have a point. If Naruto didn't have a benefit from writing, why would he continue? Sasuke had to come up with something quick, or else…he have to go back to worrying about girls.
"Anyways…I wanted to ask you about our date."
"Oh?"
"Where you taking me?"
Naruto got into his bag and pulled out two tickets.
"A Nickleback concert."
Ino smiled happily on the outside but felt sad on the inside. She knew those were meant for Sakura. He was gonna take her.
"Neat! I…I love Nickleback!"
He handed her a ticket.
"Then I'll see yeah there!" He smiled and ran off.
Ino sighed. She felt kinda bad for Naruto. She then noticed the angry glairs from neighboring girls. She gulped, they looked like they could kill.
"S-say uh, Sasuke? Wanna do me a HUGE favor?"
Sasuke took a step back. He had a bad feeling about this…

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"Teme."
"Dope."
"What are you doing here?"
"Ino said she couldn't make it and asked if I could go so the ticket wouldn't be wasted."
God damn it! Naruto thought to himself. Why couldn't he ever get a date!?! One, just one lossy date with a girl was all he wanted!! Naruto sighed.
"Fine." Naruto wanted to cry. "Just…whatever…"

As they were waiting to get inside Sasuke looked over the ticket. He had been wanting to go but couldn't afford it. When he asked his parents if they could get it for him, they said no. Sasuke smiled. He was going to see Nickleback! LIVE!! He wanted to jump up and down he felt so getty inside. But he didn't. He didn't want to look like a complete idiot.

Naruto glanced over at Sasuke, who was smiling like a kid who just got a pint of ice cream. Was Sasuke…actually looking forward to this? Well, this WAS a Nickleback concert…

"Take it you like Nickleback?" Naruto began a conversation.
"Who doesn't?"
Naruto smiled. Yeah, who didn't?
"…how'd you get these anyways?" Sasuke asked curiously "These went out months ago."
"My dad owns the place. Any band that comes over gives him free tickets. So…I get lucky."
"Lucky…" Sasuke commented out loud.
Naruto smirked.
"Jealous?"
"How could I not be?!"
Naruto laughed, not in a mean way though, in a bubbly way. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad…

They got in and found a good place to stand. Sasuke looked around the place.
"…how come it costs more to stand than to sit in a seat?"
"How many of those people are actually gonna be sitting down?"
Naruto did have a point. But…this place was getting crowed. The lights dimmed and the crowed went wild.
"I think there are two starting bands!" Naruto yelled hoping Sasuke would hear. "My Darkest Days and Skillet!"
"Seriously!?!" Sasuke was excited. He knew those bands. People started walking onto the stage and Sasuke pulled out his camera and took some pictures. This was going to be awesome!!

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"I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name!
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar!!"

They singed as they walked out of the building like two drunk buddies. They laughed. They were having a blast. The concert was awesome!
"I'm still a little annoyed they didn't play Burn it to the ground."
"Yeah, I was a little sad about that too." Naruto admitted. He looked over at Sasuke. "I had a really good time…thanks for coming."
Sasuke smiled. "Oh like I was gonna miss my chance at a free Nickleback consort."
Naruto laughed.
"Yeah, yeah."
"See you tomorrow?"
"…yeah."