Yaoi for a date 8

Naruto had been a complete zombie for the whole entire day. He…he had to write more yaoi…
"Naruto…" Naruto slowly looked over to Kyuubi. "You…you don't have to do what Itachi says."
"But wouldn't that make you look gay?"
"You writing stories about you and some other boy looks gayer."
"…no." Naruto realized something. "what he said was 'make the seme blond' not make me the seme!" Naruto's eyes began to sparkle. "The guy could be like, green eyed or something and, uh…really really pale!!"
Kyuubi snickered. Yeah, that WAS what Itachi said….
"Alrighty then…got any great yaoi story plans?"
Naruto came to a screeching halt. No…no he didn't.
"…"
"Oh come on, surly you got something. Oh I know! You went on date not that long ago with Ino right? Use that only make Ino a guy!"
But…it was with a guy.
"No? Not romantic enough? Hmm…I'm sure we can pull something off of fanfiction.net or something…"
"I don't like cheating."
"It's not cheating! People do it all the time on homework assignments! They copy and pasts stuff from Wiki all the time!"
That was true but…that felt different. Naruto sighed.
"Kyuu…just let me figure something out alright?"
"…kay."

Naruto was left on his own to pounder. It was a Friday so he had three days to come up with something. Naruto began tapping his pencil. What was he going to write about? What would boys do with each other? He then remembered the incident in the nurses office and shook his head like a wet dog. No! He was not gonna write that!!! …but that would work….NO!! Naruto was having an inner war with himself. He had an idea but…

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"Soooo…"
"No."
"Oh come on! I haven't even asked yet!" Itachi complained as he followed Sasuke all through the house. "What happened with you two yesterday?" Itachi then gasped "Did you two…accidently kiss?"
Oh way more than that.
"Come on!! Tell meeeeeee!!"
"Noooooooo."
"God you are such a stubborn child!"
"Look who's talking…"
"Sasauke!"
And with that Sasuke shut the door to his room and locked it.
"Mom!" Itachi yelled as he started running down stairs "Sasuke locked himself in his room!!"
Everything after that was muffled. Sasuke sighed. His brother was such a hand full.

He walked over to his bed and flopped on. He looked at the ceiling and clung onto one of his pillows. What happened yesterday…Sasuke was off in la la land as he remembered what happened in the nurses office. He would never forget it. His first kiss, being touched like a lover… Sasuke blushed in bliss. Just remembering made him feel all warm and fuzzy. If only Naruto was gay… Sasuke stopped having those feeling immediately. Yeah…now they were only 'friends'.  The song Friend Zone by Your Favorite Martian was playing in his head. He groaned, this sucked.

His phone started vibrating, Sasuke sighed. Who the heck would be calling him at this hour? He got up and looked at the caller I.D. No clue. It was probably one of those damn advertising calls that he kept forgetting to block. Whatever. He answered his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey."
Sasuke froze.
"N-Naruto?"
"Why you all surprised? You gave me your number after the concert remember?"
Oh yeah… Sasuke coughed.
"So uh, what's up?"
"…wanna hang out tomorrow?"
Why not right now?
"Uh sure? Why?"
"…I know this is gonna sound selfish but…I need ideas." Oh I have your ideas right here Sasuke thought to himself and smirked. "…For my yaoi story." Yep, diffently got some ideas. Sasuke chuckled.
"So the incident at the nurses office wasn't enough?"
Naruto blushed, but since Sasuke couldn't see that he thought what he had said made an awkward silence.
"Uh t-that is, if you're okay writing that…"
"No, I considered that too but…"
"But?" Sasuke smirked devilishly. "Too embaresing?"
"I didn't think you'd want me to." Sasuke's smirked died down. What? "Since, well…I thought that was a moment that was meant just for us you know? Something personal."
Sasuke didn't know what to say. Naruto was thinking about him? Sasuke's heart beat was beating like crazy and he felt a blush creep up to his face. Who knew Naruto could be so…sweet.
"…I…I guess it kinda was, huh?"
There was silence. Sasuke sighed.
"We'll come up with something tomorrow, alright?"
"Kay."
And with that they hung up. Then it dawned on Sasuke. He was going on a date with Naruto!! Sasuke smiled as happily that it was actually hurting. HE WAS GOING ON A DATE WITH NARUTOOOOOO!!!!

"What are you doing with Naruto tomorrow?" Itachi asked from the other side of the door. Sasuke blushed and threw a shoe at the door.
"Shut up Itachi!!"
Itachi laughed and walked off. Sasuke became worried. Shit. His brother knew. Which meant his brother was going to somehow ruin this for him…unless… Sasuke smirked. It was a tricky plan but…it may just work. Content, he set his alarm and went to bed. Tomorrow was gonna be a big day.